A Furniture Removalist Greatest Struggle!

I occasionally wonder how David Attenborough would react upon an encounter with an Adelaide furniture removalist. I can just imagine him narrating the grazing habits of the Adelaide furniture removalist. “The furniture removalist is a humble creature, transiently passing from service station to service station in natures greatest struggle, the fresh pie”.

He would probably be shocked by the fact that the staple diet of the Adelaide furniture removalists is quite often trans-fats, caffeine and nicotine. With their early starts and heavy lifting the enduring capabilities of the Adelaide furniture removalist would shock and awe the viewers of his documentary chain. Just as the gazelle is born with the ability to run fast and detect predators, the furniture removalist is born with the ability to judge the height of door frames and the angle at which a couch may pass.